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niallrivers is a homo that was born from the fires of hell
scrillex is a homo so big they eclipsed the sun
springtimeofhisvoodoo is a homo so big they drifted into the earth’s atmosphere and replaced the moon
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omg sobbing @ how accurate
grandmajo is a homo that was born from the fires of hell
EXCUSE ME!!! WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT AND DEVILRY!!! I AM A GOD WARRIOR!!! I AM A WOMAN WHO HAS BATHED AND SUCKLED ON THE BLOOD OF CHRIST AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR THESE SLANDEROUS AND DEGRADING REMARKS TO MY RELIGION AND MY GOD!!!!!!! I AM OF GOD!!! I AM ON THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS, AND I HAVE ASCENDED THE HEAVENS AND MET WITH THE MAN UPSTAIRS FOR THE OCCASIONAL GIN AND DIET COKE, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW!!!! GET OUT!!!! GARGOYLES!!! PSYCHICS!!! WHILE I HAVE DABBLED IN THE LADY PARTS, I AM NOT OF THE HOMOSEXUAL PERSUASION!!! I HAVE BORE MANY CHILDREN OUT OF MY WOMB AND GOTTEN PREGNANT WITH SEED!!!!
xoxo
Grandma Jo
discotoast asked: Grandma Jo, I can't stop thinking about having sex, and I'm always masturbating. Help me, Grandma, for I have sinned.
Sew your vagina up SHUT and bathe in the blood of Christ.
xoxo
Grandma Jo
grandmajo: this bitch be crazy
Is there some sort of problem here? Are you of Satan, as I fear?
xoxo
Grandma Jo
Amen, let’s drink to that!!!
(Nothing beats a Bloody Mary made with the blood of Christ).
xoxo
Grandma Jo
Anonymous asked: grandma jo, how are you?
I’m doing well. And yourself? I just broke my hip, so it’s on the mend.
xoxo
Grandma Jo
prof-plum asked: but i don't want a baby can i plant tomatoes instead or something
no
xoxo
Grandma Jo
Some recent photos of yours truly, taken by the lovely Darian Lee, who is my devil granddaughter’s evil lover who has urged her to stray from the path of righteousness, and waste many a slice of bread!!! This was taken on a recent vacation to Florida I took to celebrate Christ’s birthday with my daughter Leeanne… Against my better wishes, she allowed the girls to partake in the seed of the DEVIL, and they drank many cups of LIQUOR, which is of SATAN!!! I pray for my wayward kin to find their way back to my heavenly teachings, which correlate to His. I do look like a girl again in these pictures, don’t I? I did break my hip recently, so I’ve been confined to a walker, but God promises He will return my ability to Walk in his Path. I was busy reading the Scripture while my family succumbed to sin, idolatry, and False Prophets!!!
Happy New Year!!!
xoxo
Grandma Jo
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